If you’re planning to prepare Thursday’s turkey by means of deep-frying, please consult this educational video from the Oklahoma City Fire Department Battalion Chief John Long.

What if Office Space, the comedy, was really a horror movie? In that event, the trailer would have looked something like this.

(Hat tip to Daily Flog)

Larry Smith, AKA “Secret Santa,” is retiring from 26 years of random acts of kindness in Kansas City.

Don’t tell Phoebe, but we don’t really have a color television. Instead, I just bought the “startling” new TV COLORAMA FILTER that “gives black and white screen enchanting color effect.” Only 89 cents in the Bancroft’s catalogue.

Milton Friedman, Nobel laureate, author of Capitalism and Freedom and the greatest economist in the world since Adam Smith, died today at 94. Michelle Malkin has an assembalge of tributes.

Bloggers, start your engines. Nominations are now being taken, for the 2006 Weblog Awards. Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.