MySpace is a great way to make friends. Except when it isn’t. Adam, for example, lives in Pennsylvania and “likes things that are awesome.” But he doesn’t like you, if you live in “texas, oklahoma, idaho, nebraska, or anywhere else in the dust belt.” Or California, or the South — in which case he hates you! Y’all will just have to find your friends elsewhere.
(via OkieDoke)
Fortunately, there is some awesomeness in Pennsylvania, but I suspect his filters are not tuned well enough to find it.