Jay Pinkerton cracks me up, but I’ve never linked to him, because his humor is mostly obscene. This bit isn’t obscene, though. Please enjoy “Why I Probably Shouldn’t Do Stand-Up.”
Why is it that the little black box is the only thing that survives a plane crash? Here’s an idea: why not use the same stuff you make the black box with, and coat the passengers with it? Also, why crash at all? It just seems silly.
What bathos! If you liked that excerpt, read the whole thing.