I just got a disturbing message from actor Samuel L. Jackson. He says he wants me to take my daughter Abaigeal to see “Snakes on a Plane.” Doesn’t he know Abby is five years old? I don’t think that’s a good idea at all. Jackson threatens to “come after” me if I don’t, but I think I can take him.

Clicking on the picture above will take you to his page with his message to me. [UPDATE: No it won’t; I reckon that page expired.] I saved it as an MP3 file here, if you just want to hear the audio. And you can make him threaten someone else with death, here.

(Hat tip to Pamela.)