The latest yummy, healthy snack food in Quebec is communion wafers. The unconsecrated discs of bread contain no fat, no salt, and no God. Nibblers in the traditionally Catholic but largely secularized province say they like how the wafers “remind us of Mass.” (Wouldn’t Mass remind them of Mass? But they didn’t ask me, did they?)
Found via Curt Jester via Ragemonkey.



Are they marked (translated into French, of course) “Certified Jesus-Free”?
Sans-sauveur, I think.
At Christmas, many Polish Catholics share oplatek, which is squares of the same unleavened bread as communion wafers. This page refers to them as “sacred”, but they’re not consecrated.
http://acweb.colum.edu/users/agunkel/homepage/polxmaso.html