If you are paranoid about being photographed, and don’t mind looking exceptionally stupid, you might want to get yourself a counter-surveillance headdress, scientifically designed to make the wearer invisible to cameras. The doodad on the forehead is a laser beam zapper, and the tin-foil part “borrows from Islamic and Hindu fashion,” says the designer.
You might even have to be exceptionally stupid to think this would work, especially after seeing this photo, which the counter-surveillance headdress should have prevented from being made.
(Tinfoil hat-tip to Gizmodo)
Somewhere in the archives I have a book on how to make yourself invisible. Needless to say, if I could have gotten it to work - but never mind, saying that is needless.
There is, though, a caution to be taken before going out into the world this way: “Check the nearest mirror.” Always good advice, even if you’re not screwing with forces of arcana.
Maybe Mike Hermes can get us some of these with the Okie Blogger Round-up logo. Then they’d be cool.
boy you guys are thick…its a joke! sheesh!
Gosh, thanks Darren. I reckon I’ll just leave this post up anyway, and hope that maybe people will think I knew it was a joke.