
No, these aren’t photos of prominent bloggers Sean Gleeson and Wonkette. They’re amazingly lifelike snow sculptures made by a local artist.
Fooled you again. They aren’t really made of snow, either. They’re cartoons. We had some snow here in Oklahoma City a few days ago, but not enough to build a snowman, and it’s all gone now anyway. But thanks to Mister Snitch, I found something even better than snow: an online simulated snowperson maker. This page lets you have all of the fun of snowman creation, without the heavy lifting or frostbit fingers one associates with the real thing. A pretty wide assortment of snowballs and props gives you the freedom to build a virtual snow sculpture of just about anyone you want, in mere seconds. See who you can make.


If that’s Wonkette, shouldn’t she have a drink in her hand?
That’s Wonkette ordering a triple.
Isn’t she facing the wrong way?
Yes.