The trial of former District Judge Donald Thompson, accused of onanistic impropriety in his Creek County courtroom, starts Monday in Bristow. Among the state’s evidence will be a masturbatory device which has been sawed in half, and 180 hours of audio tapes on which can be heard a telltale rhythmic whooshing sound.
Let me be the first to say “ew.”
Return of the hanging judge
Not that you or I or anyone in the courtroom wants to know how it’s hanging, but — oh, let’s have Sean Gleeson finish the story: The trial of former…