Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
(All these questions, and more, are here. The answers are not.)


Sorry .. can you reinsert the credits plpease ?
I work so hard to do those themes for wordpress..
thank you
V4NY
Sorry… no. If I had a Rembrandt painting, and I stripped the paint off the canvas, and painted something else on it, it would be wrong to pass it off as a Rembrandt.
I installed your V4NY38 theme because I needed a three-column template in a hurry. For as long as I used that theme, your design credit was in my sidebar. And you are permanently acknowledged on this blog with heartfelt gratitude for your work. But I’ve made a hundred changes since then, and am making more all the time. These include both stylistic changes (fonts, sizes, column widths, rules, colors, images, and the like) and coding changes (adding CSS classes, putting all the ’sidebar’ code in ’sidebar.php’ where it belonged, fixing errors, etc.). When I reached a point where it would have been false to represent this theme as your work, I had to remove the credit.
But look! Your site is linked in the ‘Links’ sidebar. Thanks for commenting.