Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

(All these questions, and more, are here. The answers are not.)